Oral Sex!! (how many hits now!!!)

‘Curiouser and curiouser!’ cried Alice-

One of the greatest mysteries (do I dare say unsolved?) of my adolescence was Oral sex. Well, when I was about thirteen the hottest news was the Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton saga and for the first time everyone was discussing, well, sex, and the word most oft heard was oral sex. At that age I was the only one in my class who used to read Sidney Sheldon and Jeffrey archer, so was looked up to with a certain degree of awe and respect,(in my defense, I gave up reading those books ages ago!!). anyway, so when the alien concept of oral sex reared it’s head(pun intended) all the kids turned to me for answers, and I didn’t have a clue, but of course I had an image to maintain so I came up with the darndest of ideas.
I knew that oral, of course, was something to do with the mouth so in an extremely sagacious manner I said-when a girl and guy talk about it, say over the phone or something, then that’s oral sex. :-)!
Sometime back I was telling my friends z story and tiny Maya told me that she thought again that of course oral sex was when a girl and a guy spoke about sex but,(and it has to have the Maya touch) they had to be sitting across each other(and here’s the clincher)- naked!!

'But then,' thought Alice. 'shall I never get any older than I am now? That'll be a comfort, one way--never to be an old woman--but then--always to have lessons to learn!'

After about eight years and two boy friends later I am none the wiser. I have actually had someone use the words ‘tongue tornado’- yeah well he thought it was such a turn on- okayyy then!

The Queen turned crimson with fury, and, after glaring at her for a moment like a wild beast, screamed `off with her head! Off--'

While we are on the topic, let me tell you about the most intense description of an orgasm ever. It’s from Virginia Woolf’s Mrs. Dalloway-

“It was a sudden revelation, a tinge like a blush which one tried to check and then as it spread, one yielded to it’s expansion, and rushed to the farthest verge and there quivered and felt the world come closer, swollen with some astonishing significance, some pressure of rapture, which split it’s thin skin and gushed and poured with an extraordinary alleviation over the cracks and sores. Then, for that moment, she had seen an illumination; a match burning in a crocus; an inner meaning almost expressed. But the close withdrew; the hard softened. It was over- the moment.”

Hmm…