Thursday, March 30, 2006

I scare myself sometimes..

Last night was a series of disturbing dreams- In the first one I was a Doctor on the lines of Dr. Moreau in a forest and was conducting some experiments on the eating habits of wild animals, and in the end not unlike what happens to the famous doctor all the animals turn on me and I was running for my life. On the way I found some nails which turned into armadillos, strange flat sorts, but they were armadillos all right.
Then I was standing at the edge of a pool ready to dive in with my costume and my cap on, when I noticed how dirty the water was. It was covered with slime and flies infested. A bunch of women clad in saris (strange crowd to be found next to a pool) told me that this was because of all the children that peed in the pool. Eauuu…
Then I was in a classroom arguing with my teacher for some absurd reason. And then I had a really vivid dream- I was in a house in some hill station-apparently of some family friends. They had a son and he, and I don’t know how I knew this, was my ideal guy. The whole ying yang and searching for the part that Zeus halved bit-that strong. And then I turned into a vampire and tried to suck his blood. I have such rosy ideas about love!!

Phew! No wonder that I couldn’t getup early and start studying.

The whole vampire bit has always been a fantasy of mine. There is something decidedly sensuous about the undead and no one can deny the obvious sex appeal of Count Dracula and Spike(Buffy the Vampire Slayer fame, for the information of the less morbid). Once I dressed up as Morticia Addams for my college farewell, that was a lot of fun, especially when I wentup on the stage to serenade to the entire English department. That’ another story and can be saved for a later post. Meanwhile my mind is preoccupied with the idea of finding me Gomez.

Morticia: Gomez, last night - you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. - Do it again!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahaha!!! *doubles up in laughter, pointing finger at ugly duckling* hahahahahaha!!!
Not that I don't already know about your dreams and your (pseudo)psycho-pathology, but it's funny nonetheless. and by the way, it's yin, not ying. Sorry, couldn't resist that zinger.

5:48 PM  
Blogger 4wD said...

vampires? sexy? you havn't seen Blade, have you ? :)

nice, though. Its summer again, and i hope i dont get your swimming dream!

7:10 PM  
Blogger ugly duckling said...

thx Maya. just typos!!
not that i didnt know- ya ok- i didnt know.
though glad i made u laugh.
luv ya

10:50 PM  
Blogger ugly duckling said...

yeah sure vampires are sexy-
watch interview with the vampire-tom cruise, brad pitt, antonio banderas- DELICIOUS!!! lol!!

and i am definitely not going swimming this season- there are kids everywhere- this world is infested.

10:55 PM  
Blogger ugly duckling said...

i am glad u are studying so much- i obviously am not.
i cant even reply to your comment- so much jargon!! hmm-well thats u- n as ur prof once said-'u could have fooled me'.
kidding!!
i have vanished behind the stack of unread books...:-)

10:57 PM  

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