pointless!!
There are so many incomplete posts that i never bothered to finish or post. what do i do with them?
while i was writing these posts either there was a powercut, or i was called away by someone, or i ran out of ideas. the stream of thought once broken, and i lost all interest in completing them. now that i am too lazy to write a new post today, how about a series of incomplete posts.
last i was working on a post to be titled- 'Things that i love to hate.' here are bits of it-
"Chino- he absolutely takes the cake, as the topmost ‘thing’ that I love to hate. If I had psychic powers, he’d be dead by now. Now that he has already been hacked, guillotined, scalped by Indians, raped by neo nazis, stoned to death, tortured and made to live with cats, I feel better. NO! I wish. But there is still hope. The last time we brokeup, oh no, the last to last, wait the time before that or was it….grrr…he’s like a chronic ailment, like a sty. Why couldn’t he have been more like chicken pox, or the mumps. Worry not, there is still hope…once when we had brokenup, I came across this email about how a large percentage of left handed people die trying to use things invented for right handed people. Hallelujah!
Online communities- oh my god! Whats wrong with people these days
Sappy movies with meg ryan n Julia Roberts
Ppl who come to my gym
My class in south campus
Ugly love stuff
Women sexier than me….oh wait…I dnt love to hate them…I just hate them
Kids…."
make of it what you will. i am just too lazy...
while i was writing these posts either there was a powercut, or i was called away by someone, or i ran out of ideas. the stream of thought once broken, and i lost all interest in completing them. now that i am too lazy to write a new post today, how about a series of incomplete posts.
last i was working on a post to be titled- 'Things that i love to hate.' here are bits of it-
"Chino- he absolutely takes the cake, as the topmost ‘thing’ that I love to hate. If I had psychic powers, he’d be dead by now. Now that he has already been hacked, guillotined, scalped by Indians, raped by neo nazis, stoned to death, tortured and made to live with cats, I feel better. NO! I wish. But there is still hope. The last time we brokeup, oh no, the last to last, wait the time before that or was it….grrr…he’s like a chronic ailment, like a sty. Why couldn’t he have been more like chicken pox, or the mumps. Worry not, there is still hope…once when we had brokenup, I came across this email about how a large percentage of left handed people die trying to use things invented for right handed people. Hallelujah!
Online communities- oh my god! Whats wrong with people these days
Sappy movies with meg ryan n Julia Roberts
Ppl who come to my gym
My class in south campus
Ugly love stuff
Women sexier than me….oh wait…I dnt love to hate them…I just hate them
Kids…."
make of it what you will. i am just too lazy...
posted by ugly duckling at 4:13 PM
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Things I actually do hate-
people who don't call when they say they will(read men); people who smoke/drink/smoke up because they think it's cool(and then make excuses like how their lives are so messed up and they're so misunderstood); annoying, annoying kids who ask too many questions and run around public places yelling their heads off; people who complain without even trying to change things themselves; rain when I'm trying to get home; coffee with too much milk or sugar; days when there's nothing fun on tv; when someone else has done MY sudoku or crossword; when I can't figure out a song or an anagram; embellished clothes...this could go on for a while :)
Things I love to hate but don't really-
boy bands(some of the songs were sweeeeeeet!); pink clothes...er...that's about it, I guess. Well, at least I'm honest, for the most part!
Things I hate - probably an endless endless list! and as I ve been known to CRIB... I guess I shouldnt start one - oh nevermind!
I shall enlighten you, yet again!
I hate Kingfisher produced in New Zealand! like WTF!!!
I hate stale mithais available in all indian restaurants here! I absolutely loathe goras version of Butter chicken! its sweet! yuck yuck! I hate dry dry weather and disgusting hard water - cuz my skin is going bad and my hair is falling and I am having nighmares about turning into a bald pimply freak with bad teeth!
I hate customers at the front bar who demand drinks that were served twenty thousand years ago! like who the fuck takes 15 mls of Ouzo with coke without ice! and whats with pernod on crushed ice :S I absolutely loathe groups of women who want to try out cocktails and want to do it at a student bar and joke about how they are testing us (don't they realise we ARE being tested!) And yes, I hate not being able to remember the gazillion cocktail recipes! and the insane amounts of steps required to serve an a la carte table properly! I hate not being good at service naturally! And I just hate that my memory is slowly deteriorating!
By now you know who I am! so... comment away :D
Oh I love to hate PINK, I love to hate and HATE boybands - basically singers who potray themselves as musicians and have never ever written a fuckin song in their lives bar I am not a girl not yet a woman - who the fuck cares?! I love to hate the face that stares back at me in the mirror! accept it its fun to crib about your flab and your crooked nose and bad teeth and blah...! (Now you are bloody sure its me!) and I love to hate chick flicks :D (yes, we all know I even liked princess diaries hehehe) hmmmmmm... Oh I hate dressing up for work! hair tied back neatly with a layered haircut is not easy. And subtle makeup when you want to crawl back into bed and all you possess is kajal, lipgloss and one lakme magic face weird foundation type thing is NOT EASY!!
Ahhhhhhhh DONE.
Me feels good now! :)
I really cannot hate people who smoke cause I smoke.. a lot! And How can you tell they smoke cause they think its cool?! Like HOW??! unless they are mouth smoking and trying to pose and smoke - and those people - you love to hate ;)
Oh and about lives and messed up ones - Maya, this might help -
"Why is it that your problem is more important than anyones else's Alley?", said Gloria.
Alley looked at her, in all seriousness and replied, "Because it is MY problem."
Oh, and aren't we all misunderstood? oh! damn! we are past that age! OLD OLD US!
I have to ask you - what is this movie - Naseerudin Shah and Rekha :S has some typical awesome songs - ek chhoti si kahani se... Asha Bhosle sang it... TEMME TEMME!!!
And, I saw DDLJ for the 1000457th time yesterday night on my laptop! :D I love to hate Shahrukh Khan! I actually Hate him and love to hate him! But I love Yash Chopra and Aditya Chopra - the Yash Chopra films genre :)! But I wish they could delete Neil n Nikki somehow - its this ughhhhh... I don't know... its sooooooooooooo BAAADDDD!!!!
enough Ramblings.. I could have written a blog!
Oye...I can just tell, you know? And by the way, in Ally Mcbeal, it's not G, but Georgia :) I remember that episode very clearly(like most other things!)...and the movie you're asking about is Ijazat(you're welcome!)...and and, I never said I hate smokers per se(how can I?) but smokING, and well, you know the rest, yada yada.
*not Gloria, but Georgia. And I could never even pretend to hate "chick flicks"-they're just too much a part of my life!
Maya, do you EVER visit my blog! and you too my crazy candid friend! Me very upset :P
King(s)fisher: Baba...I didn't know you HAD a blog...how was I supposed to visit it? But I'm here now...(bonus points if you can guess which movie THAT'S from. And your blog doesn't allow me to use my usual blog-commentator name, or comment anonymously, or if it does, I haven't quite figured out how to make that happen. Therefore, I am posting a comment here, because I don't have a blogger account and I don't want one till I am aware of the possible consequences and ramifications involving one. I get skeeeeeered.
P.S.-vil u do frandzshipz wid me? reply me fast fast plzzzzz.
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